The Idiots Guide to Stargate Travel

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Title: The Idiots Guide to Stargate Travel

Chapter 1: The Stargate Itself
Rating: PG
Pairings: Anything you can imagin
Summary: *grin*

1. The Stargate is the round donut shaped thing with the weird symbols on it.


Chapter 2: The Aliens; Allies and Enemies and the Goddamn Tok'ra who drive everybody nuts.
Rating: PG
Pairings: Anything you can imagin
Summary: *smirk*

1. Calling the Tok'ra or the Goa'uld snake heads is the best way to annoy them into going away, just make sure you suck up enough to get the info first o if it's the Goa'uld make sure that your far enough away that you can run and they won't catch you (the shortest distance is three galaxies, but we recommend four just incase they've got some new weapon the Tok'ra have conveiently forgotten to mention, see number 2)

Enjoy! And let me know what you think! Suggestions are welcome!